If your one in a million there are 6 thousand people just like you.
How many times do I have to say 'Excuse me' before 'Get the *beep* out of my way!' becomes acceptable?
I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. It still works.
You hate me? Sorry, I didn't even know you existed.
"I didn't do it." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it is a freaking genuis.