Well, I'm forever alone, so it doesn't matter.

I like hispanic guys for some reason...huh. I guess that doesn't matter too much, though. He would need to be healthy. I used to not be so picky about it, but I busted my ass to lose weight, so my significant other had better be able to hike with me. Maybe a little bit of muscle definition, but not that much. I like skinny guys...
I like them to be feminine, too, I think. I used to really like guys like Dahvie Vanity, but now I've decided that I'd prefer them to be more like visual kei boys, or Julian Casblancas. <3<3<3 And good hair and fashion are necessary. You have to at least pay attention to how you look, that makes all the difference.
So, besides the physical, he needs to be a cat person. My cat is very high-maintenance. He can't be homophobic, and if our opinions on anything political or moral are different, he has to be willing to disengage from the conversation, or we will kill each other. He has to be nice, and not cheat on me, and preferably an internet geek, and you know, all that stuff girls want.
But that's my "dream guy." Currently, my love life is dead, and my only standards are
1. Doesn't care, or likes how I dress, attracted to me, basically it all boils down to WILLING.
2. Under 18.
3. Lives in my state.
DARN that was long.